How does a moderately attractive (feeling kind) get a hot chick these days?
Well first he laces on the skates from the time he can walk.
Then he lights up the O until he gets drafter first round overall by the Tampa Bay Lightning.
After that things go downhill for a year but THEN...
....he meets Gary Roberts and eats only flax for a summer and returns to tie Sidney Crosby for the most goals in the NHL
And then, 2 years later, he becomes a $37.5 million dollar man.
And that is how this guy, got this girl:
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